Crack 'em up … every time

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Funny Things To Say When It Snows

“I fault God and his lack of personal hygiene for the [...]

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Funny Things To Say Fighting For Sale Items On Black Friday

“Wow, I never thought I’d actually meet the People Of Wal-Mart?” (from @jsandford)
“Ma’am. If [...]

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Funny Things To Say Waiting For An H1N1 Shot

Gimme a shot … and a beer. (from @bradshorr)
Oink, yo. (from @editguppy)
You know they give you [...]

Funny things to say to unsuspecting passengers on airplanes … particcularly if you want to mess with them.
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Can you believe they won’t let your carry a knife on flights anymore? (@kendraramirez)
I really should have skipped those beans last night … and [...]