Funny Things To Say When Your Blog Goes Stale

January 23, 2010

We haven’t posted in a couple weeks so, in order to jump start the funny, here are Funny Things To Say When Your Blog Goes Stale.

Woulda posted something, but I just had the world’s longest blow job.
Not gonna go into detail, but we need to raise money to get some web access for Betty Ford.
Sorry. [...]

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Funny Things To Say At A Bowl Game

December 31, 2009

For your New Year’s Day bowl activities, we proudly present Funny Things To Say At A 2009 Bowl Game.

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Umm … who’s playing? (from @Mandy_Vavrinak)
We’ve got as much chance of winning a bowl game this year as Michigan. (me)
There’s a bowl game in Shreveport? Shreveport?!?! (me)
I paid $400 for Fiesta Bowl tickets [...]

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Funny Things To Say When Opening A Holiday Present

December 17, 2009

Say Funny Things posts are crowdsourced on Twitter. To participate in future funnies, follow @sayfunnythings on Twitter and watch for calls for entries. If you have an idea, send us a message there. And don’t let your meat loaf.

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Funny Things To Say When Opening A Holiday Present

“I was really hoping for [...]

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Funny Things To Say When It Snows

December 10, 2009

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Funny Things To Say When It Snows

“I fault God and his lack of personal hygiene for the [...]

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Funny Things To Say Decorating The Christmas Tree

December 5, 2009

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Funny Things To Say Decorating The Christmas Tree

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“I found those extra ornament hooks on the floor. How long has it been since [...]

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Funny Things To Say Fighting For Sale Items On Black Friday

November 26, 2009

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Funny Things To Say Fighting For Sale Items On Black Friday

“Wow, I never thought I’d actually meet the People Of Wal-Mart?” (from @jsandford)
“Ma’am. If [...]

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Funny Things To Say At The Thanksgiving Table

November 22, 2009

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Funny Things To Say Waiting For An H1N1 Shot

November 15, 2009

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Funny Things To Say Waiting For An H1N1 Shot

Gimme a shot … and a beer. (from @bradshorr)
Oink, yo. (from @editguppy)
You know they give you [...]

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Funny Things To Say To Others In The Dentist’s Waiting Room

October 23, 2009

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I’m here for my gall bladder. (from changememe)
“This guy — When he gets that close … I just want to, you know … lick [...]

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Funny Things To Say To Unsuspecting Airline Passengers

October 14, 2009

Funny things to say to unsuspecting passengers on airplanes … particcularly if you want to mess with them.
This post was crowdsourced on Twitter, edited by me. Add your funnies in the comments.

Can you believe they won’t let your carry a knife on flights anymore? (@kendraramirez)
I really should have skipped those beans last night … and [...]

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