About

SayFunnyThings.com is an often crowdsourced website … mostly when the two main authors can’t think of enough funny things to say. We collect funny things you would say in certain situations and put them together in funny posts. To participate, follow @sayfunnythings on Twitter. We’ll ask for entries from time to time.

Our authors are Shits McGee and Giggles Malone. They have real names, but would rather make it more difficult for the IRS to figure out who to arrest. You can email them at their first name @sayfunnythings.com. If you can’t figure out the email address from that description, we don’t want your stinkin’ email.

Now if you don’t mind, we have porn to watch.