Have you ever been caught in flagrante delecto, by your friend, with your friend’s wife? Boy, who hasn’t?!
Most people would be tongue-tied in that situation, not really sure what to say. That’s where Say Funny Things can help.
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Funny things to say when your friend catches you with his wife.
- I thought I saw a mouse crawl up there, and I was trying to scare it out.
- This is awkward. I thought you were the plumber.
- I learned it from watching you, alright!
- TAAA-DAAAAAA!!!
- Good thing you weren’t here 20 minutes ago. Boy, you’d really have been pissed.
- If you could see the look on your face … oh wait, you can! We were filming!
- What’s the big deal, it’s not like I’m the first guy to do this.
- I’m so small, this will make her appreciate you more, bro!
- Hey, did you know she can put her heels behind her head?
- Where do you keep the honey?
- You’re next.
- Is it alright that I used a couple of your Viagra? I’ll pay you back.
- Did you know she was that loud?
- Tag me back in when you get tired.
- Who wants pizza?
- You said, “What’s mine is yours.”
- See you in church, Pastor.
- I’d better get going. Your sister wanted me to stop by her place on my way home.
- Hey man, can I get that 20 bucks you owe me?
- Dude, I’m not into ass play, not sure what she was trying to do there! Don’t tell the guys, ok?
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Now pardon us while we go ice our black eyes…
