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Our friend Dick (yeah, that’s his name, not a redeeming quality) is a reporter and interviewed a plumber for a DIY home improvement segment about bathrooms last week. At one point in the interview, talking about fixing toilets, the guy said — on camera — “Most of the time, you just need a good ballcock adjustment.” After Dick pissed himself, he told us about it and we thought of some more stuff to say while chatting with a ballcock adjuster.
Funny Things To Say When Your Plumber Mentions A Ballcock Adjustment
- I’ve “dressed left” for years, but now my pants are all snug on the right.
- I sure could use one. I keep walking in circles.
- Should I turn and cough?
- My flap keeps leaking.
- Is it true that side effects of a misadjusted ballcock may include dizziness, headaches, dry mouth, and longing for days gone by?
- Time for another ballcock adjustment. Caught my wife using the neighbor’s toilet again.
- Is it true I’ll go blind if I keep “jiggling the handle?”
- It burns when I pee.
- I heard if your flap continues to leak for more than four hours, you should call your doctor.
- My tank overfloweth, if you know what I mean.
- Is that what’s caused the seeping around my O-ring?
Not bad for a joke list about one work, huh? But don’t leave the funny up to us. Add your funny ballcock line in the comments.
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