Giggles has either been arrested, is in rehab or died. Me? I’ve been busy conducing sensitivity training at Mel Gibson’s place. Either way, we’re both out of comedy-writing shape. Consider us the Albert Haynesworth of humor bloggers. As a tribute to our now three straight months of having no posts, here’s Funny Things To Say When Your Blog Dies.
- Image by Neil Crosby via Flickr
- Just figured Chris Brogan would post here, too.
- What can I say? Tiger’s wife had to turn to somebody.
- Giggles got a six-month shipment of some red-tipped Jamaican trip-weed. Need I say more?
- Sorry … remembered how much more satisfying it was to spend my nights and weekends masturbating.
- Busy summer. The only other thing we know how to do is drill relief wells.
- Figured out all those “Six-Figure” bloggers made six figures blowing each other and called it a day.
- I Twittered “arrested” from Egypt, too. You fuckers responded with, “Not original. #fail.”
- Funny or Die paid us to not be their competition for a while.
- Deathly afraid if our blog continued to rise in popularity, Loren Feldman would make Shits and Giggles sock puppets.
- Have been hard at work sharpening our skills as social media gurus.
- We thought a feed trough full of bourbon, a car battery and Giggles naked would make for a good Tosh.0 vid.
- Apparently writing “assassination” and “President Obama” in the same blog post isn’t such a good idea.
Remember, if you leave the funny up to us and us alone, you don’t get any for three months. Kinda like being married, only we’re the chicks. Add your funny line in the comments and we’ll all laugh, then go masturbate.
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