Well, the Final Four is set and WTF? We don’t claim any bias here at Say Funny Things, but everyone hates Duke. In their honor, we’re proud to present today list, which we’re certain will be rejected by the Dean.
Funny Things To Say To Duke Fans
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Couldn't find a picture of a Dachshund growling. Sue me.
Is Duke German for Douche?
- Which costs more? Stocking the selection committee or Dick Vitale? Just curious.
- Wow! Even your black dudes look white.
- We’ve contacted Tuskeegee and the coaching staff may borrow some vowels.
- What conference did you win this year, the Big South?
- Is it true the Cameron Crazies jump up and down all the time because Coach K won’t let them go pee?
- John Scheyer? Oh, you mean Christian Laettner with less reason to be a peckerhead?
- I agree Coach K is amazing. Hard to believe one man could father that many Dachshunds.
- You should check out this site I like. It’s called Fark.com.
- His girlfriend wouldn’t tell me, so I have to ask you. What’s it like being Tyler Hansbrough’s bitch?
Please … we’re not the only people qualified to be funny. In fact, we’re not qualified to do much of anything. Add your funny line in the comments. We’ll gladly laugh at you, too.
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