Funny Things To Say During March Madness

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It’s time to recuperate after four straight days of beer and basketball. Drink plenty of water, take plenty of aspirin, and restock the beer fridge, cause we start it all again on Thursday!

Funny Things To Say During March Madness

C’mon, man. Switch over to the women’s games.
And on color, Duke Vitale.
Where do you have Carolina and UCLA in your bracket?
I’m only going to say this once, dear. Monday! Monday is when I can once again give a shit about your needs. kthnxbi.
There haven’t been this many broken brackets since Oprah moved the wool coats from storage to the closet. (from @ikepigott)
If Clark Kellogg says “squeeze the orange” one more time I am going to shoot myself in the fucking face.
Bill Raftery doesn’t speak English does he?
Damnit. Where’s the fucking brie?
Let’s go DUKE! What? Stop throwing shit at me, it was a JOKE!
Why can’t Gus Johnson call every game in every sport ever?
Whatever happened to them wearing daisy dukes on the court? (From @McGoo298)
That’s almost as funny as, I don’t know, Cornell making the sweet 16.
Isn’t Gonzaga a cheese?
Where did Seth Davis played college ball?
My bracket is busted like Tiger Woods on a porn star.
I’d say June 1 is the over-under on when Kentucky’s appearance is vacated.

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