Funny Things To Say About NBA All Star Weekend

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Forget the Winter Olympics (not really) it’s All Star Weekend! So grab your remote and prepare to watch the most riveting, intense, passionate game in all of sports. All right, it’s a glorified shootaround and you’ll change the channel fifteen minutes in, but before you change the channel…

Funny Things To Say About All Star Weekend

I’ve got a great idea for the dunk contest this year: how about we get tall guys who are good at basketball to compete?
All Star Weekend is nothing but a celebration of greedy, materialistic, egotistical, pampered, prima donna athletes and celebrities. And I’d sell my soul, sell it straight to Satan, to go to that party Lebron and Drake are hosting.
The next person who bitches about how they don’t play defense in the all star game is getting punched right in the mouth. If you were signing Dwight Howard’s paycheck exactly how much risk would you want him to take in a meaningless game?
Kobe, Shaq: hug it out bitches!
Let’s see if Dirk Nowitzki chokes in games that don’t matter like he does in the playoffs!
Sources close to Rick Pitino say he is interested in leaving Louisville to coach the East.
Jason Kidd? Really? And this isn’t “Has Been Weekend”? Huh.
Too bad it’s not Laker Girls Weekend, that would be more interesting than this shit.
I love everything about All Star Weekend. Well, everything except the game, the game is boring as hell.
I totally understand Shaq being upset about who should be nicknamed Superman, I totally don’t think he should shut the fuck up and be happy with the fact that he’s the most statistically dominant player of all time. And it has nothing to do with not wanting him to find me and kill me because he found out what I said.
Where’s Stephon Marbury?

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