The Who are performing at halftime of this year’s Super Bowl and we here at Say Funny Things, would like to present to you, in true, “Rock out with your…” Um … never mind.
Funny Things To Say During This Year’s Super Bowl Halftime Show
- Who are the old fuckers singing the CSI theme?
- We need another box of wine.
- Dude, if you look close enough you can literally see the dust falling off of Daltrey.
- Where did this Manning kid come from?
- Between the game, the commercials, and the music when will I ever piss?
- This is ok but I was really hoping it would be Fall Out Boy. (Okay, I just kicked my own ass for saying that.)
- This is actually a perfect fit since halftime of the Super Bowl is exactly long enough to perform “Tommy” in its entirety.
- The Pro Bowl was better.
- I think I just saw Pete Townshend’s nipple!
- (While going for chips and dip:) I put my hand upon your hip … when I dip, you dip, we dip! (from @bankdraft)
- I heard if you play this song backwards it says, eerily, over and over, “Who dat? Who dat? Who dat say dey gonna beat dem Saints? Who dat? Who dat?”
- This is right up there with Skid Row’s set at the Moscow Music Peace Festival!
- Legendary rock gods are great and all, but you better change that shit to The Lingerie Bowl. Now.
- Did you see Heidi Montag’s new tits? I know it has nothing to do with what we’re watching. Just sayin, she got double d’s. Look it up. They look real nice.
- Roger Daltry’s pants are riding way too high. Where’s lil’ Wayne when you need him? (from @pattypunker)
- Jesus, by the time they finish we’ll know who’s playing in next year’s Super Bowl!
- HELL YEAH! (Not funny, just awesome. We officially endorse this year’s choice.)
Please … we’re not the only people qualified to be funny. In fact, we’re not qualified to do much of anything. Add your funny line in the comments. We’ll gladly laugh at you, too.
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