We participated in an orgy last night. Or, better said, watched one. In honor of the music industry’s annual congratulatory group blow job, we figured we’d try to be funny with it. (Give us a break. We did shots after each gratuitous cleavage cut-away shot and humor is subjective, so go read the Onion or something.)
Funny Things To Say After The 2010 Grammy Awards
- Who the fuck is Zac Brown?
- What kind of a world do we live in where Black Eyed Peas outperform Green Day AND Beyonce?
- Somebody needs to put Pink in touch with the guy who did Mariah Carey’s tits. While they’re at it, hook Taylor Swift up with them digits too.
- Remember when Black Eyed Peas were Fergie-less, underground, socially conscious hip hop? Yeah, me either.
Britney, please, for the love of God, how could you wear THAT…?- Ok, I’m just gonna go ahead and say it, Single Ladies is the dumbest fucking song ever recorded.
- What’s up with Jay-Z smiling like he’s the most powerful man in the music industry? Oh wait, never mind…
- I remember back when they gave Grammys to musicians.
- Hey look, Dumbledore is in the Zac Brown band!
- Help, Taylor Swift and Stevie Nicks forgot how to sing!
- Wow, T-Pain and Jamie Foxx changed my life. And by “changed my life” I mean, “made me go cut myself to forget the pain.”
- What about us? “Us” being those who didn’t have 3D glasses. What about us and our headaches?
- Too bad not performing at all wasn’t an option on that Bon Jovi vote.
- Looks like Kings of Leon weren’t the only ones doing shots, am I right Sheryl Crow?
- Where’s Kanye?
Please … we’re not the only people qualified to be funny. In fact, we’re not qualified to do much of anything. Add your funny line in the comments. We’ll gladly laugh at you, too.
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