Watching the latest rounds of Taco Bell commercials, we can’t decide who we want to make out with more – Denise, the 89-cent burrito salesman or the chunky chick from the diet Taco Bell spots. While we ponder, here’s Funny Things To Say Ordering At Taco Bell.
Funny Things To Say Ordering At Taco Bell
1. Define “Chalupa.”
2. I’d order water, but you know what they say!
3. Can I get fries with that? (from @TLColson)
4. Saints and Colts in the Super Bowl? That’s like saying Taco Bell has a diet menu!
5. Any chance someone back there can belt out an Iglesias tune for me?
6. Can I get some Tums with that?
7. REMEMBER THE ALAMO!
8. Just to confirm, this is real chihuahua meat, right?
9. Where’s the chop sticks?
10. Is Denise working? I’m more comfortable ordering from Denise. I came by yesterday and she gave me a five layer burrito … if you know what I mean!
11. Do you accept Pesos?
12. I demand to speak to the mana-her. Please give me the mana-her!
13. I’m in the mood for something with meat and cheese on a flour tortilla. Got anything that fits?
14. How quaint. Your hourly wages are so low you actually have to hire real Mexicans.
15. Could I get some ketchup?
16. Yo, here come Debo, hide your shit.
17. Sing… “Call me Mr. Flintstone, I’ll make your Bed…rock” (from @DouglasKarr)
18. You ever dance with the devil in the pale moonlight?
19. Why don’t we skip the middle man and I’ll just go shit.
20. Boy, that Christine Dougherty is a fine piece of tail ain’t she?
21. Those are made with organic beans, right?
22. What the hell is a choco taco? (from George Browning)
23. You don’t really use Grade D beef here do you? Just kidding, quality’s not what brought me here. Tell you the truth, Denise is what brought me here, is she around?
24. Hurry it up son, me and the old lady gonna make a porno tonight!
Please … we’re not the only people qualified to be funny. In fact, we’re not qualified to do much of anything. Add your funny line in the comments. We’ll gladly laugh at you, too.
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