We haven’t posted in a couple weeks so, in order to jump start the funny, here are Funny Things To Say When Your Blog Goes Stale.
- Woulda posted something, but I just had the world’s longest blow job.
- Not gonna go into detail, but we need to raise money to get some web access for Betty Ford.
- Sorry. Forgot to put the twisty tie back on it.
- Because my dog ate my laptop. And my iPhone. Wait, I don’t have an iPhone. (from @karirippetoe)
- Sorry. Still on AOL.
- Image via Wikipedia
- We were totally on board with the whole bloggin’ thing, then realized you could buy DVDs of Xena: Warrior Princess.
- The dude I hired to help me write this stuff turned out to be a stoner.
- If you notice the picture we used on the last post, you’ll understand we were a-s-s-a-a-a-u-l-l-t-e-e-e-d.
- No, really my daughter wanted to post her poem and I didn’t think it would hurt. (from @chad4404)
- Actually, it’s your fault. The fine print says my blog readers are responsible for my bail money.
- Dude … blogging is sooooo 2009. What’s your Twitter handle again?
- I had no motivation to blog since NBC decided to railroad my show.
- Why write when my blog will never be as good as Say Funny Things? (from @tsand)
- Who can blog when Britney needs our undivided focus on helping her get her life together?
- My dog at the modem. (from @TamelaRich) – We thought it was funny for the nostalgia, at least. Heh.
- I thought if I left it sit long enough, it would grow mold … perhaps the kind you can use to get high on.
- Uh hello?! Playoffs!
Please … we’re not the only people qualified to be funny. In fact, we’re not qualified to do much of anything. Add your funny line in the comments. We’ll gladly laugh at you, too.
Say Funny Things posts are often crowdsourced on Twitter. To participate in future funnies, follow @sayfunnythings on Twitter and watch for calls for entries. If you have an idea, send us a message there. And don’t let your meat loaf.
