For your New Year’s Day bowl activities, we proudly present Funny Things To Say At A 2009 Bowl Game.
- Image by smile4camera via Flickr
- Umm … who’s playing? (from @Mandy_Vavrinak)
- We’ve got as much chance of winning a bowl game this year as Michigan. (me)
- There’s a bowl game in Shreveport? Shreveport?!?! (me)
- I paid $400 for Fiesta Bowl tickets and got TCU versus Boise State? Shoot me. Shoot me dead. Now. (me)
- Duke sucks. (me)
- And the 2009 College Football Humanitarian Award goes to … Mike Leach. (me)
- Don’t be depressed. It’s the Maaco Bowl, not the Maalox Bowl. Subtle difference. (me)
- USC is just so good. I mean, Pete Carroll is just a genius. It’s a freakin’ dynasty down there in … oh wait. Nevermind. (me)
- I wonder if the Arkansas players think East Carolina is actually a state? (me)
- So that’s what the KY Jelly logo looks like on a football field. (from @russ_walker)
- When do we get to see Janet Jackson’s nipples? (me)
- Did you know that between them, Alabama and Texas have 25 total national championships? And even fewer teeth. (me)
- We are the champions of … apparently just this game. (me)
But that’s just what we came up with. Make us laugh back with your own in the comments.
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