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Funny Things To Say When It Snows
- “I fault God and his lack of personal hygiene for the dandruff.” (from @jsandford)
- “Somewhere here, there’s a marketing opportunity for Tegrin medicated shampoo.” (from @ikepigott, but made funnier by me)
- “I’m pretending that this is fallout settling on me and I’m alone since you’ve just been vaporized by the blast.” (from @jsandford)
- “Look! A Canadian food group!” (from @backdraft)
- “It’s official. It’s colder than grandma’s cooter.” (me)
- “This snow really makes me feel like a ‘flake.’ Get the ‘Drift?’ Bear with me as we ‘plow’ through my jokes.” (from @johncason – Yes, you can harass him over that.)
- “How does anyone expect me to bury my friends with all of this on the ground?” (from @jsandford)
- “Better than shovelin’ shit.” (me)
- “This, in Southern California would cost about $500 per kilo.” (from @cherilhendry)
- “Ya know, this always seems to happen when we’re about to have the Richard Simmons Tribute Barbecue & Jazzercise Marathon?” (from @jsandford)
- “This is just going to do awful things to my nipples.” (me)
- “The flakes are little pretty bits of agony floating down. It’s like a snow cone hell with no frickin blueberry syrup.” (from @jsandford)
- “Well … wherever he is, George Wallace must be happy.” (me)
- “This is just like Neptune, minus the deadly noxious gasses, an additional 135 degrees and that it doesn’t snow there.” (from @jsandford)
But that’s just what we came up with. Make us laugh back with your own in the comments.
