Funny Things To Say When It Snows

by Shits McGee on December 10, 2009 · Comments

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Funny Things To Say When It Snows

  1. “I fault God and his lack of personal hygiene for the dandruff.” (from @jsandford)
  2. “Somewhere here, there’s a marketing opportunity for Tegrin medicated shampoo.” (from @ikepigott, but made funnier by me)
  3. “I’m pretending that this is fallout settling on me and I’m alone since you’ve just been vaporized by the blast.” (from @jsandford)
  4. “Look! A Canadian food group!” (from @backdraft)
  5. “It’s official. It’s colder than grandma’s cooter.” (me)
  6. “This snow really makes me feel like a ‘flake.’ Get the ‘Drift?’ Bear with me as we ‘plow’ through my jokes.” (from @johncason – Yes, you can harass him over that.)
  7. “How does anyone expect me to bury my friends with all of this on the ground?” (from @jsandford)
  8. “Better than shovelin’ shit.” (me)
  9. “This, in Southern California would cost about $500 per kilo.” (from @cherilhendry)
  10. “Ya know, this always seems to happen when we’re about to have the Richard Simmons Tribute Barbecue & Jazzercise Marathon?” (from @jsandford)
  11. “This is just going to do awful things to my nipples.” (me)
  12. “The flakes are little pretty bits of agony floating down. It’s like a snow cone hell with no frickin blueberry syrup.” (from @jsandford)
  13. “Well … wherever he is, George Wallace must be happy.” (me)
  14. “This is just like Neptune, minus the deadly noxious gasses, an additional 135 degrees and that it doesn’t snow there.” (from @jsandford)

But that’s just what we came up with. Make us laugh back with your own in the comments.

  • Kylereu

    This crap is depressing you go out and the snow suffocated yous but just enough so you get to suffer and don't pass out.

  • Kylereu

    *Suffocates you*

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