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Funny Things To Say Waiting For An H1N1 Shot
- Gimme a shot … and a beer. (from @bradshorr)
- Oink, yo. (from @editguppy)
- You know they give you the shot right in your H1N1? (from @fichtnerbass)
- Woah! Wait a minute! I thought we were doing shots. No one said anything about needles! (from @jsandford)
- Ask for the chewable option. (from @paco_belle)
- Anyone wanna contract mono after this? Here’s lookin’ at you, Grandma! (from @HippieLogic)
- (Just sneeze incessantly … on people.) (me)
- For me, it’s not so much about getting the shot as stealing the rubber gloves. (from @jsandford)
- If you’d like, after your shot, we can snuggle. (me)
- I wonder if they’ll give you the shot if you’re steal fighting off an episode of ebola? (from @jsandford)
- (Just show up in line with two pigs.) (someone I couldn’t find the tweet for)
- Is it wrong to ask the nurse to put it in slowly and languish in the moment a bit? (from @jsandford)
- Keep a look out for the most senior level bacterium walking the halls in there. I hear the Chief of Staph is here today. (from @SusanEJacobsen)
- Didn’t realize this many people around here were from Arkansas. (me)
- Hope they balance the pain out like last time and hit me with heroin in the other shoulder. (from @GathanDborden)
- I’m really hoping for a Carol O’Connor band-aid this time. You look like the Don Knots type. (from @jsandford)
- Trade ya co-pays. (me)
- (Thumping vein in arm …) Yeah! Betty is all perked up and waitin’ for the good stuff. (from @jsandford)
- FINALLY! I can stop using condoms! WOOHOO! (me)
- Do you think it makes a difference if I did a couple lines last night? (from @jsandford)
- (To someone overweight) You know if you’d lay off the cheeseburgers, you wouldn’t technically qualify as swine. (me)
- I can’t BELIEVE they give this thing to you rectally! (from @jsandford)
- Flu shot? I thought this was the line for funnel cakes! (from @chilliefalls)
- (As if a scalper:) “Flu shots! H1N1! Buyin’ … sellin’ … got extras … need extras! Get ‘em while they’re hot!” (from @bigguyd)
- You know this is how most zombie movies start. (from @atWilliam)
But that’s just what we came up with. Add your ideas in the comments.
