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- I’m here for my gall bladder. (from changememe)
- “This guy — When he gets that close … I just want to, you know … lick him!” (from @jsandford)
- “Dentist said I needed a crown. I’d prefer a tiara.” (from fichtnerbass)
- “I’m hoping he gives me the Matchbox car this time instead of the kooshball. Or an army man. I’ve been good.” (from @jsandford)
- “I just hope he doesn’t try to make out with me again.” (me)
- “You know my brother, Ben, had a mouth that looked like a Muppet when this guy got done with him…” (from @jsandford)
- “This is my third visit this week.” (from frontofficebox)
- “I heard this guy does amazing work considering he is legally blind.” (from bankdraft)
- “My goal here is to make it easy for them to identify my body after it rots on the forest floor. You too?” (from @jsandford)
- “I sure hope they turned the heat up today. It gets cold in there when you’re naked…don’t ya think?” (from VestorLogic)
- “The laughing gas makes me feel like Milton Berle sometimes. But it makes me want to dress like CHARO!” (from @jsandford)
- “Wow. I’m glad you’re here. Those chompers are uglier than a bulldog’s ass!” (me)
- “I hope this guy’s online reviews aren’t true.” (from jaimy_marie)
- “Did you know they use the X-rays they take to catalog us all? I was indexed last May.” (from @jsandford)
- “I come here for the laughing gas. I don’t really have a cavity.” (from mickgregory)
- “If you ask nicely, he’ll inject 50 cc’s of Novocain ANYWHERE. <wink>” (me)
- “I only floss the teeth I want to keep a while. I actually look forward to false teeth, what’s the big deal?” (from mickgregory)
- “This is my first visit to the OBGYN.” (from ScottHepburn)
But that’s just what we came up with. Add your ideas in the comments.
